MTV Movie Awards reax

I think it's ridiculous that this show still airs every year. Even more ridiculous that I sit in front of the TV with a bowl of popcorn watching it every year. :sigh:

Here goes:

Was hugely stoked about Mike Myers hosting the show. Expected to be doubled over in laughter for most of the show. Instead I was mostly "meh". Oh well, maybe I'm just old.

I saw Carson Daly in the audience. I think Sally Struthers should do a "Feed the Carson's" commercial. Dude, seriously. Eat something.

Chris Brown rocks no matter what's going on. And I love that he was wearing a blue and red version of the outfit from "Billie Jean".

Loved Jason Bateman's use of the word "tight". I used to use that in...umm...high school maybe? Figured it was about time for it's use to become "mainstream".

LOVED the Anton Chigurh look-alike sitting in the audience, threatening to walk up onstage and kill any celebrity who went "1 second over the alloted 60 seconds" for their acceptance speech. Although I was then saddened that no one could fly Javier Bardem here to be Anton Chigurh for real.

Someone should stage an intervention for Liv Tyler. I'm sure she was high last night.

Coldplay. Love the song, actually! Very U2-esque. Hated Chris Martin's rainbows and moonbeams jacket. Dude, inappropriate.

Yay! Jon Favreau stepped onstage with Downey Jr to accept the award for Iron Man!! He wrote "Swingers", and is best friends with Vince Vaughn. Thus, he rocks my world forever.

Jennifer Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Jennifer Hudson's boobs all appeared on stage together. JHud's boobs had their own microphone and even brought their own guest to the show, I believe.

My hatred for Usher grows with each promo featuring him and his "In Da Club" song. Get off my TV, Usher. Now.

OMG!!! Wayne's World!! Wayne's World!! Party Time!! Excellent!! I wasn't expecting Myers and Carvey to do this. I didn't think the night would get much better than this. I was wrong. **

Steve Carell, The Rock, and Anne Hathaway were all on stage at the same time. Steve Carell and The Rock are arguing over how close Steve Carell is to the microphone. Carell yells "I think I can handle it". Someone in the audience yells "That's what she said!!" Ahhhh...classic moment. Brought a tear to my eye.

** OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Johnny Depp!!! *collapses to floor* Who flew his fine self all the way from France to be here??!! He even washed his hair and everything! And again, why couldn't they fly Javier Bardem here?

Tom Cruise, Adam Sandler...meh. I kinda like Sandler, but I've slowly outgrown his silliness. Love me some Rob Schneider though. "You Can Do It!!" :-)

The "Tropic Thunder" guys were cracking me the heck up!! I'm starting to dig Downey Jr, even though he has several priors. Jack Black ALWAYS brings the funny, and Ben Stiller is one of my favorite members of "The Frat Pack". Overall, I was pleased with their skit!

P.Diddy should sell one of his yachts and hire a personal trainer. And a low-carbs chef. Not being superficial, just sayin'.

Johnny Depp won another award!! I had calmed down by this time. AND he won for best villian when CLEARLY that should go to Javier Bardem.

Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls looks like Kim Kardashian to me. And I've never seen them in the same room at the same time. Hmmm...

Everything else was a blur. Just like me to give up on the last 10 minutes of the show after putting in a full hour and 50 minutes.