I'm not sure when truer words have been spoken recently.
By now, most people have heard the story of the two young women who have received national attention for
robbing a bank in metro-Atlanta.What was once a local story is now making national headlines. One of the "bank robbers" (I qualify why I put this in quotes later in the post) was interviewed on Good Morning America this past Friday. Bank robberies are beginning to become commonplace in metropolitan areas of the US. Why so much attention for this one in particular? Well, several factors make this story uncommon, not to mention sadly comical in some ways.
First off, the fact that the bank robbers have been entitled "Barbie Bandits" tells you all that you need to know. You can probably count on one hand the number of people you have heard of who have robbed a bank that fit the description of giggly, blonde girls. I would venture to guess that one of the reasons we haven't seen very many blonde bank robbers is because bank robbers usually keep their physical appearance as non-descript as possible by disguising themselves. Duh.
Also, this doesn't qualify as a real bank robbery since the bank teller who was "held up" was actually
in on the scheme. Webster defines a robbery as
the felonious taking of the property of another from his or her person or in his or her immediate presence, against his or her will, by violence or intimidation. Since the teller was a part of the whole plan, I can't imagine that any of these individuals involved can actually be charged with felony robbery.
Another interesting tidbit was the special attention that has been paid to the expensive-looking sunglasses that these women wore during the "robbery". The woman told Good Morning America that she and her cohort referred to them as their "stunner shades". Wow.
Finally, all of the information that has come about from the Good Morning America interview makes it clear that these young women were basically a couple of idiots, for lack of a more sensitive word. They originally went to the wrong bank; they misunderstood the directions given to them by their friend, the teller. They were supposed to get wigs to use during the robbery, but that plan fell through somehow so apparently they figured their "stunner shades" would serve as an appropriate replacement disguise. After getting the money, they went directly to an upscale hair salon at Phipps Plaza to get highlights in their hair.
Jeff Dauhler of Q-100 joked this morning that the stylists at Phipps Plaza were actually interviewed as well, and pointed out that the way the girls' hair looks on all the photos is NOT indicative of their work. The girls simply did not do a good job with the upkeep of their hair. HA! I love that the stylist wanted to be sure to get that message out there. :-)
I know that somewhere all across America there are young, blonde women shaking their heads and rolling their eyes, thinking themselves, "Great. Just friggin' great."
Labels: Barbie bandits, idiots